So, I have a minor celebrity fixation. Minor! No big deal. I like to, you know...know their middle names and use the same moisturizers as they do. It's not like if they all jumped off a bridge, I would jump too! Please. As if. Um...incidentally, why are they jumping? I mean, I just want to know the reason. And who's jumping?Just, you know, out of curiosity.
Then I thought, hey! If I write down some of my thoughts, it might be therapeutic? No one has to read them. Even just to get them down in order to read them myself and go, ahh yes. Okay, I see what you guys mean.
Remember what Oprah used to say? The best therapy is to give back. Despite Oprah having a net-worth over a billion dollars (presumably she's not giving back everything) I still try to follow some of the “things she knows for sure” because my “Aha moments” were off the charts when she was on TV. So my giving back involves allowing others the opportunity to laugh at me and/or pity me when they read my blog. To help them feel better about themselves by using me as the comparison. Oh, you’re welcome! Thank you!
I have a lot of things I could write on any topic, really…important or unimportant. It’s likely I will err on the unimportant, but I promise I will take an uneducated, uninformed stab at the important stuff once in a while because this blog is mainly about giving you guys something to laugh at (me) feel sorry for (me) and feel better than (me). So really, it’s all about me.